Monday, November 8, 2010

10 Bad Negroes

10. Aaron MacGruder
This young man may seem unfamiliar at first, but he is the creator of “The Boondocks”, one of the boldest, most controversial black cartoons on national television.
 

9. Tyler Perry
            Sure, many may see him as an Uncle Tom, effeminate, or just downright trifling, but he still is making guap off every movie that hits the box office. And despite his trackr ecord, he consistently gets some of the biggest black names to star in his productions. “For Colored Girls”: in theaters now.

8. Lil Wayne
            Weezy is free! After nine CDS, a production company, prison time, and solitary confinement, he still is going stronger than ever. “I Am Not A Human Being”: in stores now.

7. Lebron James
            Yeah, ya’ll mad. He left Cleveland for a ring. But the Miami Heat is just warming up.

6. Chris Brown
            Now, I don’t think anybody that B*** slapped one of America’s sweethearts could have bounced back that smooth. A Michael Jackson tribute and a single later has the public thinking, “Rihanna who?”

5. Kanye West
            Ye is the guy America loves to hate. No matter how inappropriate he is, we still respect his outspokenness and kinda appreciate it. Plus the songs he has been releasing off his upcoming album are pure, undeniable fire.




4. Jay-Z
            Nobody can hate on this man’s swag. He got one of the baddest chicks in the music industry, enough money to last him a lifetime, and a flow that makes him your favorite rapper’s favorite rapper. Even if he is down with the illuminati….

3. Kobe Bryant
            I never did like this dude, but he did get 5 rings…with the same team….with and without Shaq. AND they still think he’s gonna take this year’s championships. Shrug.

2. Michelle Obama
            America’s first lady is bold, beautiful, and best of all, black! She’s taking us black women where no other woman as gone before. And this just proves that behind every great man is a great woman.

1. President Barack Obama
            He’s the President of the United States of America. ‘Nuff said.


Honorable Mentions:

T.I.
            He’s got a nice flow and a nice head on his shoulders. He just keep acting so dang stupid!

Oprah
            She ain’t rich, she’s wealthy! But something about her just rubs me wrong.

Antoine Dodson
            He stole the spotlight and even made it to the BET Hip Hop Awards, but flaming does not qualify for this list.

50 Tyson
            Love him to death -catchy songs, baby face- but he needs to be evaluated by someone with the letters Ph.D. behind their name. 

BY: B. Johnson

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